Dumbass Trump's Lack Of Moral Compass Destroys Faith In Military Actions

Dumbass Trump ordered the launch of 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles at a Syrian airstrip last week and the punditocracy went wild, proclaiming in the never-to-be-forgotten words of CNN's Fareed Zakaria that "Dumbass Trump became pretender of the United States." You knew right then that the adulation-starved POTUS was already plotting a bolder second installment.